Wednesday, April 19, 2017


In a story that I can't believe I am actually reporting as true, Walt Disney World is going ahead with the installation of a ski-resort style gondola system to transport guests around the area of Buena Vista Dr. and Victory Way. Namely between Epcot and Hollywood Studios with resort service to Caribbean Beach and Pop Century/Art of Animation.

Putting aside the fact that it sounds like complete and total fan wishful thinking and the absurdity therein, this makes sense in a number of ways. First it will go a long way in relieving congestion in this area of Walt Disney World property where it is not at all uncommon for cars and buses to collide with each other and traffic snarls to be maddening. Second and in more of a "big picture" sense, Disney World over the next decade is reportedly planning to rebrand many resorts and to shed the price-based value, moderate, and deluxe tags. The gondola system gives extra value for owners to buy into the reported DVC expansion at Caribbean Beach. It also provides a "deluxe" resort amenity to the Pop/AoA properties that could help justify an increased price for rooms at those resorts (that could hopefully, in turn, fund a renovation of rooms at the now slightly aging Pop.) If it proves successful and cost-effective, I could easily see construction eventually expanded to link Coronado Springs to the gondolas, as that resort is reportedly going to see the addition of a new "deluxe"-style section of rooms.

Friday, March 31, 2017

WrestleMania Weekend Overview

Now at Place to be Nation - all the information you need if you're traveling to Orlando this weekend for Wrestlemania 33!  Including park touring tips, dining suggestions, travel times, and more...all suggested by me.

Saturday, February 18, 2017

Gwen Stefani & Jimmy Fallon talk Blake Shelton and Disneyland

So Blake Shelton visited Disneyland for the first time recently. And Jimmy Fallon's favorite ride is It's A Small World. I'm sure the people at Universal are thrilled that their new Orlando ride frontman is expressing his love for a Disney classic on national television.

Tuesday, February 14, 2017

North Korea's Biggest Disney Fan Assasinated

It looks like North Korean despot Kim Jong-Un's half brother died under suspicious circumstances in Malasyia. Kim Jong-Nam, who once famously snuck out of North Korea to visit Tokyo Disneyland, was allegedly poisoned by operatives of his half-brother's clandestine state.

Dan Lewis of "Now I Know" did a short piece on the Tokyo Diseyland visit incident in the archives on his website. (Link here.)

Monday, March 7, 2016

First DuckTales Image Is Here

There it is, the first image for Disney's DuckTales reboot. I'm never fond of new style television animation but this is certainly better than stuff that's supposed to look like anime or South Park or bubbly computer generated stuff like Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. So while I certainly wish it looked like the 80's-style of the original, this is better than it could have been.

Wednesday, March 2, 2016

Rivers of Light Announced

Yes folks, it is officially coming! Appropriately enough on Earth Day, 18 years to the date that Animal Kingdom officially opened, the park finally has its own nighttime show. Rivers of Light will take place on the completely underutilized river that circles the Tree of Life. With amphitheater seating similar to Fantasmic, the show will combine elements of that show with part Illuminations, part World of Color, part Celebrate the Magic, part something new. It should be pretty great is all.

Perhaps most excitingly, Disney provided a super duper small preview of what we can all expect. For those of you too lazy to click the link above, I embedded the video below. Enjoy and extrapolate!

Tuesday, March 1, 2016

New Ticket Price Increases and Structure for Disney Parks

Walt Disney World and Disneyland increased ticket prices over the weekend. I have full coverage of the increases up right now at P2B Nation: WDWorld Traveler: New Ticket Price Increases and Structure for Disney Parks.

Here is what the increase looks like for multiple day one-park admissions to Walt Disney World...

Disney also rolled out the rumored tiered pricing for one day admissions, breaking the calendar down into value/regular/peak seasons. It's all covered in the P2B Article.

Don't forget to also check out Touring Plans for full coverage of everything related to the price increase.

Saturday, February 13, 2016

Let's Settle This Once and For All

Thanks to the new website (powered by Microsoft's Fetch app) you can upload any photo and it will tell you what dog breed it is of. Ostensibly this is useful for pictures of, ya know, dogs. But I uploaded myself and it turns out I am a Brussels Griffon ("adorable, energetic, face of a werewolf"...OK then!)

I figured it was about time to find out what breed Disney's favorite pooch and Mickey's loyal companion Pluto is.

So I guess Pluto is a powerful, affectionate, masterful Great Dane. I could buy that.

Sadly it looks like one other Disney debate won't be getting settled anytime soon...

Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Drunk Man Scales Pyramid Outside Mexico Pavilion

For everyone asking, yes I have seen this video and no this wasn't me. I do have to compliment this guy's drunk imagination, the only thing I've ever tried to scale while drunk at the Food & Wine Festival was a small fountain. Though I'm also thinking he's likely banned from Walt Disney World at this point and will never get to achieve his true calling: scaling Mt. Everest at Animal Kingdom after a wild day at Dawa Bar.

Friday, October 30, 2015

Show Review: Hocus Pocus Villains Spooktacular

Background: For the last year rumors have circled on Facebook and throughout social media that a sequel to the early-90’s Disney flop Halloween film Hocus Pocus was in the works. The film, starring Bette Midler as one of the “famous” Sanderson Sisters of witches from Salem brought back to life and set to wreak havoc on the modern world only to be thwarted by some teenagers, has an avid cult following thanks to home video and incessant cable broadcasts during the Halloween season but no such sequel was or is actually in the works…save for this new show for the 2015 Mickey’s Not So Scary Halloween Party. Viewable only during event nights, the show replaces the Villains Mix and Mingle show from past years.

Show: The voice of Thackary Binx, the faithful black cat at the heart of the plot of the Hocus Pocus film, welcomes us to the night’s proceedings on the castle forecourt stage…adorned for the evening with a cemetery gate and a giant cauldron. Girls with candelabras begin to dance with some dudes wearing outfits that can only be described as a steampunk version of what the cast of a Tim Burton production of Shakespeare would look like while a Disney-fied version of “Season of the Witch” plays. Aaaand this show is already the most surreal thing I’ve ever seen.

The Sanderson Sisters appear and holy cow are they ever dead ringers for Bette Midler, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Kathy Najimy at first glance. Mary stops the singing and dancing to note that she smells children in the crowd. Winnie realizes that it’s been twenty-two years since they last appeared while Sarah reminds everyone that the sisters turned to dust the last time they were in the human world. Winnie says that this time they are back to celebrate Halloween and throw the biggest Halloween party the “land” has ever seen. Well that differs from the movie.

Sarah breaks into a verse of her “come little children” song from the film as a lead in to Winnie beginning the party with a magic spell. The spell first calls for sinister shadows. No sooner do the sisters wonder where they will find a sinister shadow when Doctor Facilier, the shadow man from Princess & The Frog, appears. He lets the sisters know that they are in HIS world now and he has friends on the other side…he even has a song to sing about it! The sisters are very interested in making contact with these friends (“master!”) so they draw three of his cards and decide to join him in the end of his song and dance number.

Thankful for his help with the first part of their spell they move on to the next ingredients: “nefarious nightmares as terrifying as the shadows of the moon at night…” Yes, it’s the Ooogie Boogie Man from Nightmare Before Christmas! He sings his song and is a little too creepy even for the evil Sanderson Sisters but they let him stick around for the party anyway.

With two steps in their “awesome Halloween party” spell complete, they consult the potion for the next ingredient: frightful friends. You see, a party is only as good as those you invite. The sisters realize they have no friends. Without the ability to complete their plan to throw the Magic Kingdom’s best ever Halloween party, they will turn back into dust. It is never explained why this is nor does it need to be as this show is nothing but an excuse to have random Disney villains interact with the Hocus Pocus characters. And hey, on cue, speaking of random Disney villains: out comes Maleficent!

She is pissed that she wasn’t invited to the party. Winnie says she will be invited if she helps them complete their spell by inviting some of her friends to come over. Why they would assume she has friends, I don’t know, since she shows up complaining about how she is never invited to parties. But whatever…the cemetery gate opens and the Evil Queen shows up with her poison apple, Hades parades out with a giant eyeball, Cruella brings along a bone for the potion, and Captain Hook donates his compass. Jafar and Cinderella’s evil stepmother strut out to complete the parade of Maleficent’s friends as the sisters realize they only need one more ingredient: the hair of an innocent. Well this should be good.

Sarah does her singing spell on one of the steampunk girls from the beginning and they pluck out one of her hairs and toss it into the cauldron, sending a beam of light and, I dunno, magic I guess, out into the sky. It is only then that the sisters remember that there is a giant crowd of people watching them and they need to do something about it. What better to do than put a spell on them? You know what song that leads to (it’s I Put A Spell on You,) as all the villains and dancers join in the final show-capping number. (One of the dance moves involves synchronized clapping…Captain Hook goes along with it because he’s a trooper.)

Fireworks erupt from the castle as the sisters instruct all of their now spellbound onlookers to go into the party and run amok. They are about to fly away when they realize that they forgot their brooms and must simply walk away. Binx bids us farewell and happy All Hallows Eve. Apparently the crowd is now under their spell for eternity…or something.

Thoughts: This show is fine and dandy for what it is: an excuse to have Disney villains sing and dance during the Halloween party. But most of the Hocus Pocus jokes and self-references are going to be lost on a lot of people. The movie has a big cult following but I don’t think it is anywhere near as big as Disney thinks it is to devote this whole show to it. Nevertheless, for a one year event it is fine. And who knows, if it is popular enough, maybe that will convince Disney to actually make that sequel.

Rating: ***

Thursday, October 1, 2015

44 Things I Love About Walt Disney World

Happy 44th Birthday, Walt Disney World! You've given us so many great attractions, sensational shows, amazing adventures, and a few stinkers too...but most importantly, so very many lasting memories. In honor of your 44 years, I present a list (in no particular order) of 44 little things I love about the Walt Disney World Resort.
  1. The "Welcome to Walt Disney World" sign (and the fact that they had to put up a sign next to it instructing people not to stop and get out of the car to take pictures of it ON THE INTERSTATE.)
  2. The fact that you can't see the castle as you enter the Magic Kingdom until you come out of the train station at just the right moment.
  3. Dole Whips
  4. Laughing and singing along to "Zip-A-Dee-Do-Dah" at the end of Splash Mountain
  5. Hitchhiking ghosts
  6. When this happened at Be Our Guest...
  7. Everything about the TTA Peoplemover
  8. The music playing outside Epcot as you enter the park
  9. The perpetual twilight inside the Mexico pavilion
  10. Via Napoli
  11. Drinking enough German beers to seriously considering buying a $100+ stein
  12. Listening to the Candlelight Processional while walking on the promenade
  13. Shopping in Japan
  14. The fact that they painted the Tower of Terror to blend in behind the Morocco pavilion
  15. Impressions de France
  16. Drinking Boddingtons and listening to Hat Lady
  17. Canadian Cheddar Cheese Soup
  18. "Anything can happen in the movies"
  19. Not knowing how many times you're going to drop on the Tower of Terror
  20. When the princess barges appear during Fantasmic
  21. Muppet Vision 3D
  22. The background music of Animal Kingdom
  23. Figuring out the backstory of the Kilimanjaro Safari queue
  24. Dawa Bar
  25. Eating in the farthest seats behind Flame Tree BBQ 
  26. Typhoon Lagoon's lazy river
  27. Marketplace Co-Op
  28. The fact that they now sell Starbucks in the parks
  29. When Mickey talks
  30. The fact that they pipe in the music if you happen to be on the Polynesian Beach during the fireworks
  31. Friendship Boats
  32. Renting a recliner at ESPN Club
  33. The big Mardi Gras masks in the PO:FQ food court
  34. The giant foosball players at Pop Century
  35. Plastic cheese (R.I.P.)
  36. The orange grove smell on Soarin
  37. Michael Eisner hitting the golf ball on Soarin
  38. When people tell you that the monorail is being built to go through the Dolphin
  39. The pool at Coronado Springs
  40. MagicBands (when they work)
  41. The distinctive trash cans
  42. Topiaries
  43. Giant Christmas trees
  44. "Por favor mantenganse alejado de las puertas"

Thursday, August 27, 2015

D23 Expo Weekend Recap

Star Wars Launch Bay: Coming Soon to a Disney park near Orlando or Los Angeles.

Last weekend the Walt Disney Company held their biannual “D23 Expo” in Anaheim, CA featuring panels, presentations, and press events both looking back at the past and towards the future of Disney parks, films, television, and assorted properties.

The biggest news to come out of the weekend was the announcement that Star Wars “lands” were coming to both Disneyland in California and Hollywood Studios at Walt Disney World in Florida. Details were sketchy (not even the location of the Florida land was confirmed outside of the assumption that it would be in the general vicinity of the already existing Star Tours attraction) and featuring only “blue sky” concept art and a few vague details of what guests can expect in the new land. Among the highlights will be a new e-ticket (big) attraction featuring a ride on the Millennium Falcon. A long-awaited Cantina inspired restaurant also seems to be a shoe in for the land. No opening date was announced but I would conservatively estimate that it will open in phases between 2017-19.

The other big Walt Disney World announcement came in the form of a new Toy Story inspired land also coming to Hollywood Studios. The land will be along the lines of the one in Hong Kong but seemingly bigger and better. It will include a Slinky Dog roller coaster and, most importantly, added capacity for the already existing Toy Story Midway Mania attraction. This announcement is a big disappointing as many had rumored that Hollywood Studios would get a more inclusive Pixar land to feature some version of California Adventure’s Radiator Springs Racers and perhaps even a stateside version of the Ratatouille ride from Disneyland Paris or an east coast version of California’s Monsters Inc. ride. The confirmation of these two lands coming to Hollywood Studios, and their size (14 and 11 acres respectively) all but assures the end of three more existing attractions: The Indiana Jones stunt show, Muppetvision 3D, and the Honey I Shrunk the Kids playground (and probably also Lights, Motors, Action, but that’s still up in the air…they might need to keep it open just for the sake of its large capacity.)

Other big announcements from around the expo:

  • Lots of other new Star Wars stuff is coming to Hollywood Studios in the interim including fireworks and Star Wars Launch Bay, a temporary exhibit looking at the new stuff coming to the parks as well as displays on the old and upcoming films.
  • Soarin is getting an upgrade at both Disney World and Disneyland and will finally feature a new ride film: Soarin over the World.
  • The new Avatar ride (coming soon to Animal Kingdom whether we like it or not) will be called Flight of Passage. Animal Kingdom will also be getting a nighttime show centered on the Tree of Life and Kilimanjaro Safari will get new animals and a nighttime version. Animal Kingdom will also begin to stay open every night, which I find way more exciting in and of itself than any of these other announcements.
  • Shanghai Disneyland is going to be amazing, featuring a layout similar to the existing Disneylands, but with everything plussed and updated for a new generation including a new Main Street theme, a new kind of castle, and an updated Pirates of the Caribbean among other things. Of course, it’s unlikely anyone reading this will ever go there, but it sounds cool!
  • Iron Man is coming to Hong Kong Disneyland. Once again, we’re probably all never going to see it.
  • The next big Disney film is Gigantic. It has the people who did the music for Frozen and will be a retelling of Jack & the Beanstalk. Expect it to get its own land at a Disney park in 2024. They are also working on two movies starring the Rock: the animated Moana and the live action theme park inspired Jungle Cruise. A live action Jungle Book starring Bill Murray is on the way, for reals, as well as Pirates of the Caribbean 5 starring Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom, yawn.
  • Sequels are all the rage at Pixar with their upcoming slate to include Finding Dory, Cars 3, The Incredibles 2, and Toy Story 4 (a stand-alone love story to focus on Woody and Bo Peep…seriously.)
  • The Kingdom Hearts and Disney Infinity video games are doing a crossover. I haven’t played a video game not called Madden in twenty years so this announcement is lost on me but it seemed like kind of a big deal.

All told, the D23 Expo was a rousing success for Disney, garnering headlines, viral clips, and tons of social media activity all weekend long. Most assuredly the event will continue to be a bigger and bigger deals as years go on, likely approacing Comic Con levels, if it wasn’t already there yet.

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Monday, July 6, 2015

Disney Legend Blaine Gibson Dies

Sad news today as animator, sculptor, one of the earliest Imagineers, and Disney Legend Blaine Gibson passed away at the age of 97.

Gibson was an animator on many Disney classics of the 1940's through 60's. He was later recruited by Walt to join Imagineering where he worked on the Haunted Mansion and Pirates of the Caribbean for Disneyland, as well as Mr. Lincoln for the 1964 New York World's Fair.

A company man to the end, a family friend was quoted on Facebook as saying that he watched 101 Dalmations - a movie he worked on - with his grandson shortly before passing.

Gibson is immortalized in a window on Main Street at Disneyland.

Tuesday, June 30, 2015

DisneyQuest Finally Closing

Disney announced this week that they are finally pulling the plug on DisneyQuest, the "indoor interactive theme park" that was in theory the showpiece of the Downtown Disney West Side, when it opened with an allegedly separate identity from Pleasure Island and the Marketplace way back when those were, ya know, things.

I'm not especially surprised to see this relic go as I've yet to encounter any real live people who actually went there. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure it has a cult following somewhere and a mere cursory glance at the Disney interwebs should yield a community of people who are mourning its demise but I'm not one of them. Was it a Dave & Busters, was it a park, was it an arcade? I was never really certain and Disney's marketing, somehow both vague and grandiose, never really explained it to me.

The Disney World completest in me is kind of bummed that I will never get to say I went there and get to review the various rides (rides? games? attractions? what were they?) inside. That having been said...ya know, whatever.

It kind of makes sense that places like these need to get bulldozed before Disney Springs really comes to life. (Did I ever mention how much I hate that name though? Disney Springs? What is that? Where they get all the water for the parks from?) Though rumor has it there is some kind of NBA Experience going in there which should be a success at least to the level of the All Star Cafe at the Wide World of Sports.

The Art of Disney Animation is closing at Hollywood Studios too. I will choose to either applaud or jeer this depending on whatever they announce to replace it. Like it could be a new ride or show (yay!) or it could be an empty building they only use on Star Wars Weekends (boo! hiss!)

Just don't try to take pictures of any of this stuff with your selfie stick, please.