...REAL! And wine too!
I could see why you would assume that a noted drunk such as myself would be excited by this news but honestly I don't care either way.
I don't see why they don't just serve liquor in all of the fine dining restaurants anyway. They serve alcohol everywhere else on property from the other parks to the hotel pools to the water parks etc. and it's not like people are falling down drunk all over the place. I get not having carts selling Bud Light in front of Cinderella Castle but with the exception of nighttime debauchery at the already primarily adult World Showcase, does anyone really go to Disney with the intent of getting wasted anyway? Do you really think people are going to be throwing back full bottles of wine while at dinner with their kids in the Beauty and the Beast restaurant. Plus everyone knows if you want to get bombed at the Magic Kingdom you just do a monorail bar crawl first. Sheesh!