Whatever you do this Halloween, don't check into a haunted hotel on the dark side of Hollywood.
After all, you never know what kind of vacancy you'll be filling. And speaking of vacancies, if a home filled with 999 happy haunts tells you that there's room for 1,000...DO NOT volunteer!
And if you're out trick or treating tonight and come to a house occupied by a "Ghost Host" of a "swinging wake" featuring some of the most evil Disney characters of all time, maybe don't attend!
Then again maybe you should! It's not so scary after all!
Happy Halloween! Trick of treat, smell my feet, give me some Dole Whips to eat!